here u go luv i thought this was funny! http://www.indefual.net/canada/jokes/index.html The original name for Canada, dreamed up by a parliamentary committee in London, was "Cold North Dominion," but that waas too long, so they abbreviated it C.N.D. The King's Royal Governor presented the new name to the inhabitants, and they didn't say a word. Just looked at him. "Well, what do you think?" asked the Royal Governor? "C., eh?" said the first fellow, and just looked at the Governor. "N., eh?" says the second guy. "D., eh?" says a third one. Then silence. "Hey," says the Governor. "I like that. It's a helluva lot easier to pronounce when you spell it that way." So that's how Canada got its name.
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F'n VA just passed a law that all bicycle's need to get registerd! or the police will take them... WTF!!! a bicycle... oh and a new law is in the works that in the state of VA u might need a DR. perscription to buy smoke's!!! WTF!!!!! i hate va!!!!
thinks to do at a movie 1. Throw popcorn around and yell, "It's snowing!!" 2. Laugh when the good guy dies 3. Start a conversation on your cell phone right when the movie starts 4. Point to the beginning credits and say, "That guy dies." 5. Order pizza halfway through the movie 6. Sit between couples 7. Nonchalantly eat popcorn from other people's containers 8. Announce loudly to everyone in the theater that you are going to the bathroom 9. Bring in your own food such as soup and SLURP loudly. 10. Wear tall hats to block other people's view 11. Walk in as if you are a big shot while wearing the most outrageous outfit; spandex should do the trick.
ha i remember throwing it at a kid during the pokemon movie when he called lugia , Luigi teh guy from mario, i got pissed when people messed up pokemon when i was a like 8
Hahaha my and my friend James always used to yell PENIS during the quiet parts hahah... we were so lame.