Add 10 horsepower to your 08 lancer!

wow, thats dope. i heard that if you drive barefoot with one hand on the wheel and the other on the rear view mirror its just like having a turbo!

 

ya but that fucks up the muffler bearings hella fast and who know how to swap those out...

 

If thats true, I cant wait to rotate my pistons and drop my reverse tranny. And of course, the type R decal.

 

ya if u do that and chang blinker fluid to some high grade shit u should be sitin at about 293hp

 

also thinking of vtec sauce, I hope it doesnt void my warranty

 

If you fart into a folgers can and let it ferminate for three weeks, you can hit 5th gear stick it out the window and let it blow
should add a pretty sick boost

 

dooooD thats lame, just go get a flux capacitor, you'll only need to hit about 88 mph once you get it!!!

 

/\ good one.

 

yeah the only problem is finding 1.21 gigawatts of electricity

 

lol, it is/was raining today...you going to the enchantment under the sea dance w/your shorty?

 

for sure, but my gramps is upgrading my deloreon from runing on nuclear power to running on lightning bolts, so i have to take the lames ass lancer!

 

i know some people it have figured it out and have posted it but its a stupid mod, just wear your seatbelt.

 

that is not a mod but yeah just wear your seatbelt.




Isnt it the law where you are at?

 

The only problem with doing that is your gonna have to re lube you battery once a month

 

The only way to boost your car is to whistle the turbo sound and then make a BOV sound while shifting. But make sure you hold the steering wheel firmly because you'll geat alot of torque steering with all that boost.

Disclaimer:
I will not be held responsible for any damage to the engine internals that may be caused by this mod.

 

/\ LMAO

 

man your all roasting the shit outta this guy

really funny lol