Hello from beautiful, crime-free Schenectady, NY. I purchased a black Lancer GTS recently and during my time on the interweb not looking at porn I happened upon this nifty little site. From reading some of the threads I noticed a good mix of personalities and technical know how on this site so I decided to join and introduce myself. I'm 30 years old and I sell ice cream machines for a living. I spend a fair amount of time in my car travelling from town to town impregnating the local teenage population and making skinny people fat with my products. While the Lancer does have a little pep it is no match for an angry red-neck father with his Dodge Hemi truck and double odd buck shot. Some of the performance tweaks posted in these here forums should make that problem a thing of the past and I thank you in advance for that. I'll see you in the forums.
Thanks for the warm welcome fellas. I've probably seen you around Chetman, I'm always looking for fellow Lancerers?
Welcome bro, I am sure we can help you run away from the angry fathers of the young girls you give sperm to lol :thumbup: :thumbup:
welcome. for a minute i thought you were going to say you sell ice cream from a truck. hahaha but ice cream machines are a whole different story. :twisted:
