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Discussion in 'Way Out There...' started by LuvMyLancer, Nov 16, 2009.

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  1. LuvMyLancer

    LuvMyLancer Well-Known Member

    I feel like starting another fun thread. This one has to do with Top Gear... more specifically The Stig.

    If you don't know what Top Gear is...well...you just suck... LOL :p

    So, invent your own!

    Ok, I'll go first:

    Some say there's no face under his helmet, and that its impossible for him to say the word "slow". All we know is... he's called The Stig.
     
    LuvMyLancer, Nov 16, 2009
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  2. enkrypter_DJ

    enkrypter_DJ Well-Known Member

    Same say that his volume control is broken and that he invented the first condom. All we know is... he's called The Stig.
     
    enkrypter_DJ, Nov 16, 2009
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  3. enkrypter_DJ

    enkrypter_DJ Well-Known Member

    Some say lancertuners.com is hosted from his helmet and that Martha Stewart has a restraining order against him. All we know is... he's called The Stig.
     
    enkrypter_DJ, Nov 16, 2009
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  4. JDM FLOW

    JDM FLOW Well-Known Member

    Top Gear claims that Michael Schumacher is The Stig...?

    Yes M.C is called The Stig.
     
    JDM FLOW, Nov 16, 2009
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  5. enkrypter_DJ

    enkrypter_DJ Well-Known Member

    Stigism fail
     
    enkrypter_DJ, Nov 16, 2009
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  6. 2k8 ES

    2k8 ES Well-Known Member

    Lmao I watch the show but not that much. Only basic cable in college.. no BBC or Fuse or Speed or whatever >.<
     
    2k8 ES, Nov 16, 2009
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  7. lancer2quick

    lancer2quick Well-Known Member

    watch it on youtube...but some say, his scrotum has its own gravity field...and by popular vote, he has a new name...Cuddles
     
    lancer2quick, Nov 16, 2009
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  8. Benchinapark

    Benchinapark Well-Known Member

    Some say he eats babies for breakfast, and that he eats oreos for lunch, all we know is, that he's called the stig. or cuddles noww.. LOL
     
    Benchinapark, Nov 16, 2009
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  9. xSoni

    xSoni Well-Known Member

    Some say he when he slows down his whole body turns red.. and that he is a CIA expirement gone wrong, but all we know is he's called Cuddles!
     
    xSoni, Nov 17, 2009
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  10. BlueDevilLancer

    BlueDevilLancer Well-Known Member

    Some say he's the real King of England and that his balls ARE the crown jewels, all we know is he's called the Stig

    Some say his reaction time is faster than Chuck Norris and that he has a tattoo of the Nuremberg on his arse, all we know is he's called the Stig
     
    BlueDevilLancer, Nov 17, 2009
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  11. ThunderOZ

    ThunderOZ Well-Known Member

    Some say he is a robot sent from the future to destroy mankind, all we know is he's called The Stig.
     
    ThunderOZ, Nov 17, 2009
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  12. LuvMyLancer

    LuvMyLancer Well-Known Member

    Some say he invented November, and that it's impossible for him to wear socks... All we know is, he's called The Stig
     
    LuvMyLancer, Nov 17, 2009
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  13. enkrypter_DJ

    enkrypter_DJ Well-Known Member

    some say his face is an odometer and that all synthetic oils came from his penis all we know is he is called the stig
     
    enkrypter_DJ, Nov 17, 2009
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  14. 2k8 ES

    2k8 ES Well-Known Member

    Some people say speed limiter is not in his vocabulary all we know is he is called the stig?


    I tried :(
     
    2k8 ES, Nov 17, 2009
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  15. Sinestra

    Sinestra Well-Known Member

    Some say Bruce Lee was trained by Stig but we know thats a lie no human could survive Stig's training.
     
    Sinestra, Nov 18, 2009
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  16. LuvMyLancer

    LuvMyLancer Well-Known Member

    Some say he solved the Rubik's cube in 0.3 seconds, and that his favorite animal is the Liger. All we know is...he's called The Stig.
     
    LuvMyLancer, Nov 19, 2009
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  17. Gflo412

    Gflo412 Well-Known Member

    Some say his heart is turbocharged, and that he has a blow off valve for a butthole. All we know is...he's called The Stig

    never saw the show, just seemed like fun lol
     
    Gflo412, Nov 19, 2009
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  18. LuvMyLancer

    LuvMyLancer Well-Known Member

    Some say he can speak Russian in French, and that he really is a monkey's uncle.... all we know is... He's called The Stig.
     
    LuvMyLancer, Nov 20, 2009
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  19. LuvMyLancer

    LuvMyLancer Well-Known Member

    Some say he sweats 5w20, and that his Christmas tree is decorated in car air fresheners. All we know is... he's called The Stig.
     
    LuvMyLancer, Nov 28, 2009
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  20. Mike_4B11

    Mike_4B11 Active Member

    Some say his he eats his cereal with e85, and that he has a collection of rubber duckies...all we know is, he's called The Stig
     
    Mike_4B11, Nov 29, 2009
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