Some say that driving under 30 mph makes him flatulent, and that when he was a child he won the Indiannapolis 500 with his big wheel...all we know is he's called The Stig!
Some say the idea of flossing puzzles him, and that when he uses the restroom he reads ladies fashion magazines...all we know is he's called The Stig
Some say that the 4b11 is made from his 11 penises and that his semen better than NOS. all we know is that he's called the stig
Some say HE was the first man on the moon, and that he is free from obeying all speed limits, all we know is.... He's called the Stig.
Bringing it back to life Some say he knows two facts about ducks and they're both wrong. All we know is he is called the Stig. Some say that he can stop the rain with his mind and that he does not know what the middle pedal is used for. All we know is he is called the Stig.